To Poop or Not to Poop Tee | Funny Shakespeare Shirt

To Poop, or Not to Poop.

William Shakespeare, ruff collar and all, doom scrolling on the toilet. That is the question.

A literary classic for English teachers, book lovers, theatre kids and anyone who does their best thinking in the bathroom.

The shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz
• Soft, lived-in feel with that slightly faded, vintage color
• Relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size, or size up for an oversized look
• Printed to order just for you (DTG), so please allow 2 to 5 days to make before it ships

Size guide (width × length, inches): S 18¼ × 26⅝ · M 20¼ × 28 · L 22 × 29⅜ · XL 24 × 30¾ · 2XL 26 × 31⅝ · 3XL 27¾ × 32½ · 4XL 29¾ × 33½

Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron over the print.